Tremblement de Terre

If you ascribe the odd title above to an irreversible process of brain degeneration which started when I was dropped on my head when I was a 2 year old baby and I have now reached the last stage where patients start typing rubbish you are entirely incorrect. Actually, its French. Now French they tell me is the official language of some country called France. I was quite taken aback by this having always believed that they only spoke Bangladeshi there. Yeah, so what does this “Tremblement de Terre” actually mean you ask me? As the readers of this blog are from all corners of the world I will go with the assumption that your IQ is roughly the same as an average American and given that their brilliant president George W. Bush is considered as one of the leading intellectuals of that country even the most patriot of Americans will have to concede that it isn’t much to be proud of. The word earthquake belonging to the family of multi-syllable words at which all Americans reach out for Picture Dictionaries especially made for young orangutans facing severe learning disabilities we will for their benefit explain the term. It’s a dangerous and highly infectious disease which is spreading thanks to birds across continents and “threatens to be a threat” to human civilization. Ummm….maybe I might have just mixed up a few things here or there.. …They tell us that this “Tremblement de Terre” paid a visit to Gujarat last night at around 11:51 pm. Of course, the left and congress have blamed this TDT on Narendra Mmodi’s fascist policies and anti-muslim agenda and Modi not to be left behind is said to have blamed the U.C. Banerjee committee’s report.